Jackson Henry Palmer aka Juicy Boy

He is the very definition of straightforward.

(see the 2nd Urban Dictionary Definition)

He will sit next to you in your class

You will copy some of his answers for the big math test

He will, in turn, loudly call you out for cheating in every conversation there after

You will laugh and blow him off

Take it like salt water and vomit an apology

He will laugh

You will laugh

Later on that night, you will tell him good Morning

He will tell you to read a Newspaper and learn the facts.

You will fix him Soup and say that The Beatles broke up in September 1969.

He will eat his food Alone tonight.

He does not need your pity; he knows when the end is near.

Give him time to sort out if this is what he wants

Realize it probably isn’t.

He didn’t ask for salad only Peanuts.

Tell him he is cool

But only like 43% of the time

The other 57% of the time he scares you

He will apologize

Take it like sugar water and swallow.

He will sit next to you in class.

He will not have correct answers

You will not cheat off of his paper

Juicy Boy- aka Jackson Palmer- always circles B

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This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.

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Author: Tyler Davis

"May I introduce Lover of cats, Junior of MSA, Consumer of Mac&Cheese, Challenger of Normalcy, Original Disney Channel Enthusiast, and the Poet and Author of 'Writer's Block', Tyler Renee"... This would be my intro if I was a character on Game of Thrones.

3 thoughts on “Jackson Henry Palmer aka Juicy Boy”

  1. I think this captures Jackson really well. It made me laugh when it said “Tell him he is cool, But only like 43% of the time The other 57% of the time he scares you” I thought that line was really good. I really love the idea of what you’re doing as a whole. I think it is really creative and great!

  2. i’m really enjoying this series and that this post in particular reminds me of the parts of jackson that don’t in turn remind me of my younger brother (also i can’t wait for mine ooooooh)

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