He is the very definition of straightforward.
(see the 2nd Urban Dictionary Definition)
He will sit next to you in your class
You will copy some of his answers for the big math test
He will, in turn, loudly call you out for cheating in every conversation there after
You will laugh and blow him off
Take it like salt water and vomit an apology
He will laugh
You will laugh
Later on that night, you will tell him good Morning
He will tell you to read a Newspaper and learn the facts.
You will fix him Soup and say that The Beatles broke up in September 1969.
He will eat his food Alone tonight.
He does not need your pity; he knows when the end is near.
Give him time to sort out if this is what he wants
Realize it probably isn’t.
He didn’t ask for salad only Peanuts.
Tell him he is cool
But only like 43% of the time
The other 57% of the time he scares you
He will apologize
Take it like sugar water and swallow.
He will sit next to you in class.
He will not have correct answers
You will not cheat off of his paper
Juicy Boy- aka Jackson Palmer- always circles B
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This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.
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