Okay so like, aliens are probably sick of us and that thought hurts! Like it literally burns. I mean think about it, aliens do exist, they’re clearly just as real as us, and they’ve more than likely been to earth millions of times in secret to see how we’re doing. And nine times out of ten, the first aliens to see the first humans were probably really confused. I mean big and hairy isn’t really appealing and that’s the idealistic cave(wo)man. The aliens were probably really disgusted too. Humans were and still are dirty! Once the humans started showing their destructive side, it more than likely showed the aliens how much of a lesser species we are. Humans literally figured out how to create fire, used it for good, and then turned against each other with it and destroyed whole villages, towns, and cities through the progressive stages of society. Imagine being an alien, trying to befriend a newer species, and failing because of their harmful ways. Maybe they’re tired of hiding and want to come out but don’t want to be associated with idiots from earth.
Or maybe, humans have already traveled to another planet or galaxy to see how people would fare in different living circumstances, and stayed for so long that they thought they were better than other humans! They could have literally built a colony and could be coexisting with whichever life force has made itself present to them and then left us for good. It’s like maybe they left us for dead because of our gluttonous ways. We’re probably too far gone for anyone to save us.
Also, aliens are probably better than us. They’re more advanced and clean. They’re probably built a utopia and have joined forces with others to create a giant union of other species and beings, but left earthlings out because we’re a billion light years behind. We’ve also destroyed our own planet so thoroughly that we want to take up residency in others. So, who’s to say that people on other planets aren’t starting to move away from said planet(s) in hopes of never being found out.
Imagine being the most repulsive species in the multiverse! We think we look pretty normal but I’m pretty sure there’s someone or something that either looks a million times better or just think we’re ratty little freaks. Our planet is in shambles and our leader is such a hot mess that if an alien were to tell me to take them to my leader, I’d apologize and start weeping. It’s simply an embarrassment to have someone of that stature as president.
There could also be like an entire planet where women are the only existing species that has any say so or power, like amazon women kind of. Or maybe there’s a planet that has creatures of half and half- a combination of everything that is. And then maybe there’s a sexist planet that’s not earth for once. Like men or whatever they are on said planet are super controlling and haven their female counter parts as slaves or servants. That’d be horrible though.
Then maybe there’s a planet where every being is gender fluid. It either has both sexual parts or neither and whichever is completely fine with them. And they may be like don’t care for clothing or styles that could separate them or define them as any specific gender, so because of this, they can focus on other things. More important things like making their planet the best of all planets because they have one common goal and individuality isn’t really a concept they’ve decided to delve into. They’re probably advanced because they lack ego sex war too.
Being a human sucks, all aliens are sick of us because we’re like really horrible children and they’re baby sitters making sure we don’t destroy ourselves any earlier than necessary.
We should follow some of the examples, they’ve set out and focus on things that’ll actually help be the superior life form we claim to be!
And of course, God is fed up! He sends us to hell after we’ve wronged for so long that our sins are completely unforgivable. He sends us to permanent, fiery time out because we’re such bad children and honestly, he’s the most hard-working parent in the world. Taking care of 7.5 million children at once is a task indeed! He’s round the clock emotional and spiritual support, but when does he get a break? Hell, and all its fiery depths seem like a just punishment when you think about it. He’s got a lot to do and he’s just a busy being.
He probably hasn’t destroyed us or sent us eternal hell yet because he may still see good in us or maybe he enjoys the different aspects of each and every human. We’re probably like an ant farm to him or something.
Hell might also be really fun too because it’s full of sin and everything wrong with the world and its very obvious that people just can’t seem to do right. Like you’re still going to burn and perish, yeah, but you’ll get to sin without worry because you’ve already died and secured your spot in Satan’s domain.
Satan is clearly the father of all evil. No doubt about it, but then again, he’s probably like a really cool guy with people that have actually aligned themselves with him and follow his lead. He’s still going to “punish” you, but why wouldn’t he reward you for taking the path he took and overall, just being a really bad person. It seems a little wild to think that Satan himself would be mad at anyone who is just as bad as him.
As always, I love you and your train of thought. What a wild concept. I agree that, maybe, Aliens are sick and tired of our crap, and so is Satan and God and all the little worker angels. Lovely , humorous piece.
What if Satan still looks down on us? I mean, he was damned from heaven but that’s where he believes he belongs, ruler of humans.