Alright guys let’s see if I can do this blog in the miniscule amount of time in which I have given myself to write because I don’t know what is good for me. I am going to give one or two disclaimers before I do this, these people that I have been compared to have been through the span of several years, believe it or not I haven’t always had long hair and a beard so please keep that in mind, however with that in mind I will say that differences in some of these characters are notably different and you can tell when the comparisons become more modern.
Will Byers
When I was very very young I had a haircut that was very similar to season one will byers, like the bowlcut with the hair longer in the back, even though that hairstyle was from when I was a toddler and technically before will byers was even a character but somehow the comparison still managed to come my way.
Bling Bling Boy
I don’t want to talk about this one, I was fat in middle school, this one hurt my feelings. Is everyone going to laugh at it, absolutely, will I cry, absolutely.
Jack from the Magic Treehouse
This one always struck me as odd because I never wore glasses but I guess I can kinda understand the hair, my hair from when I was a kid was really rough if I’m being honest. But anyway, this one never offended me too much, though I think I was really young when the comparison was made
Klaus Baudelaire
AGAIN, I DONT WEAR GLASSES. WHY DO I KEEP GETTING COMPARED TO PEOPLE WITH GLASSES
Moist Cr1TiKaL
This one was fairly recent and yk what, this one gave me the biggest confidence boost, just wait till next year I will make it a reality smh, my hair is on the way.
The rolling giant
Jesus
I think this one has been the most prominent one I have received in recent years, and yk what, according to most Modern American Christians I guess I am white enough to qualify for this man born and raised in Israel.
The fact that someone told you that you looked like Bling Bling Boy and your immediate response wasn’t violence is admirable.
How did I know Most Critical was going to be on here.
Because bro looks like bro’s clone, positively.
If you grow a full beard you would look exactly like Moist Cr1TiKaL. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing but take it as you will.