rambling about pop-tarts

Its getting towards the end of the year and my stress levels have skyrocketed. Today I took some state test, I don’t really remember anything from it. I just remember drinking a whole Pepsi this morning and suddenly I was in fifth block wishing I could be at dinner. I’m so hungry. However, its the end of the year and I have very little food. I’m pretty sure I’m down to my final pop-tart. So, in honor of that here’s me ranking my top two pop-tart flavors.

strawberry

Strawberry pop-tarts are cool because sometimes they put designs on them. I remember in kindergarten I used to eat the strawberry pop-tarts that had Barbie Island Princess decorations. Yeah. That was the good stuff. I still eat them on a daily basis- but- just the plain kind. there’s nothing printed on them. Sometimes there’s comics printed on the box, but not on the pop-tart. My one complaint would be the edges. they’re too plain. Don’t have that artificial strawberry filling. I’m not with that. I gotta have my pop-tarts just right.

Chocolate chip

Chocolate chip pop-tarts keep me from going insane. I could eat one of these everyday- which I do- and be content. These have the filling throughout the WHOLE pop-tart, which I highly appreciate. They’re just so good. Like, If you’ve never tried one of these before then you should. And then they’ve got like a syrup drizzle type of thing on top. Love it. Absolutely love chocolate chip pop-tarts. They make it seem like everything is right with the world. The world isn’t right. but for a moment it can be. That moment is when you eat a chocolate chip pop-tart.

Pop-tarts are food that I eat on a daily basis- I have just really hit a point in my life where I heavily depend of pop-tarts. They have silver wrappers on them. Don’t microwave the silver part. In another sense, you can take them out of the wrapper and microwave them. Maybe even toast them. I don’t do that. My name is Kerri BLAND because I like to live simply and eat my pop-tarts straight out of the wrapper. no microwave. No toaster. Just a girl and her pop-tarts. That is all I ask for in life. Sometimes it’s the simple things that keeps me going. Pop-tarts are my simple thing. Please donate them to me if you have any.

Author: Kerri Bland

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