bad poetry

Liquidation

The Dirt Cheap

has flooded

marked down prices

now

watered down

Liquidation

Liquidation is about the flood that came last Thursday. I overheard that the dirt cheap was hit by heavy rain, and I wanted to write this in honor of that store. Dirt cheap is all we live on. Piggly wiggly closed down, I cant imagine what life would be like without our Dirt Cheap. This poem came to me roughly around 3AM this morning. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.

 

Desparagus

I have no asparagus

e. coli season

leads me to

the asparagus of despair

desparagus

Desparagus is about… I’m not really sure. There was no inspiration for this piece. I’m not even sure why I wrote it. but, It exists and deserves to be known for what she is. desparagus. Gotta say, this one has the best title.

 

Beauty Marks

some pizzas are sad

but still good

my face

is the same way

pepperoni pizza face

This is about my face. I have beauty marks, but i often refer to them as pepperonis. I love pizza. I love life. Put those two things together and you get this cursed poem. Its meant to promote positivity, but I’m not sure if it would help anyone but myself. maybe it will. Let me know in the comments.

 

sonic

Please

allow me to obtain

two

junior cheese burgers

one

order of cheese fries

a small

strawberry slushy

This is my literal order at sonic. I love sonic. I could eat it every day and be content with life.

As you can see, poetry is very valid. It is spiritual. it is meaningful. poetry is representative of all this cool and important to life. My poetry, as you can tell, is super deep. not really, but, we can pretend like it is.

I’m about a hundred words away from meeting my word count, so I think I’ll come up with another poem really quick.

Words

count

in my assignments, I make my words count

until I meet

the word count

count

the words

400

to count.

This one is about the word count I have for this blog. In this poem, it shows my desperation to hit 400 words, as I am very close and just need a little bit more content to get there. At this point, I am really only a few words away from meeting my goal.

 

boom.

met it.