Dolphins are the bad guys

Most people have always preferred dolphins over sharks as they assume all sharks are killers with crushing jaws. Well, I have news for all of you dolphin lovers because your beloved friends are not nearly as sweet as you think. For starters they are essentially the bullies of the sea and if they were humans most would refer to them as thugs. Some Un redeeming qualities they possess that have made me decide to even create this post are the following. They are infanticide which in simple terms is they murder their offspring and do not be fooled by how the media portrays them they attack humans too. They also are known to assault their own kind and kin along with poor unsuspecting fish. They are known to kill other dolphins for reasons no scientist could find actual evidence on other than the fact that they just do it for fun. They are disease breeding grounds and most of the diseases they spread through contact can be fatal to humans. They throw around pufferfish and spike their snouts with the poison just to get high. Their use of echolocation affects our underwater instillations, and they kill sharks just for the fun of it!

Now you may be wondering why or how a dolphin could ever manage to kill a shark and let me tell you it is gruesome. They use their snouts to ram into the poor sharks while specifically targeting their underside and gills and if you think just one dolphin aiming to cause damage to your organs just imagine that time five or even fifteen. They usually commit such acts in large pods making it almost impossible for the sharks or whatever they are toying with at the time to escape. Now though you may feel sad if your favorite animal is or was a dolphin well, I have good news for you because there is a much better animal of the sea to love. That animal is a shark, and they are plentiful unlike evil dolphin’s sharks come in many different sizes, colors, and breeds. Some sharks that are especially friendly are the nurse shark, Caribbean reef shark, leopard shark, and angel shark I mean come on guys it’s literally in the name!

Yes, I know media portrays them as evil beings, but I assure you they are not most people who actually work with marine life know they are also known as sea dogs due to how loving and curious they are. So, the next time you see a shark in the ocean of course don’t run up to it but also know unless it is behaving aggressively of course you don’t have to scream and run away. More often they are more curious than anything and if you do encounter a shark that is a bit to curious. You put your hand on its snout, you can easily actually flip the shark and push its head away #getrotated.

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Author: Nat

My name is Nat I love to write about historical events and anything pertaining to horror.

8 thoughts on “Dolphins are the bad guys”

  1. Jaws was actually one of the first pieces of media that demonized sharks, but I’m so glad somebody is talking about how icky dolphins are! What they do to orcas is disgusting. But sharks are just silly little guys! Almost like playful puppies! With a jaw like a bear trap though…

  2. I think sharks are still scary, but you make them sound really lovable and cute. It’s also a really good topic to bring up because dolphins are often misconceived as being the safer alternative to sharks.

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