I Have A Wizard Hat

a wise person once said “life is measured in how many wizard hats one can wear.”

I have finally achieved the true potential of life, which is otherwise known as wearing a wizard hat. Hats made specifically for wizards. only the chosen few can wear such an item. In this scenario, I am said chosen one.

But this blog isn’t just about my wizard hat. Its about the life experiences I have had since obtaining the wizard hat.

Finally playing something at full volume on my portable speaker 

I played some Beach Boys songs at full blast. Yes, I know, i’m such an old soul. Only listen to classics. Not really though, I just like the music and felt the proper way to play it was at full blast while alone in my room. It’ an expierence everyone should have at some point.

Eating a flower

I saw someone eat a flower, so naturally I ate one too. Apparently some flowers are safe to eat. Some are supposed to help with things. Like salads, and how they’re more healthy than cookies and soda. Except eating salad is more socially acceptable than eating flowers

Not getting my ACT score

Everyone else keeps getting their ACT scores. I’m still patiently waiting on mine. Hopefully it’s decent.

Nevermind I actually just got my score

It’s decent.

Waking up before my alarm

I woke up before my alarm, and was very happy to wake up to silence, instead of a blaring WHO’S PHONE IS RINGING? MINE! MINE! As I do most mornings

getting my card declined on a $6 pizza

I got my card declined on pizza. I struggled alot that day.

Getting outbidded on Ebay

;(

Revising a play

I had to take a lot out of it, but, hey, it has been completed.

I’m hungry.

I am always hungry. Food is amazing. Fast food is really nice too. Don’t eat your food too fast. It makes your stomach hurt. And don’t survive on a strict diet of Dr.  Pepper. I’ve learned my lesson with that. It makes your stomach hurt. Make better eating choices than I do.

As you can see, the wizard hat has given me many life experiences that I would not have had without a wizard hat. The wizard hat has a magical property that gives me cool stuff like flowers to eat. What a life I’m living.

Thank you for your time.