Vague memories I have

  • Eating animal crackers on a fold-able table in a carpeted room.
  • Wearing white sandals with flowers on them, I think I was about three at the time, because we were building the house I live in.
  • Ordering cookies from another state while at a summer camp.
  • Singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” at that same camp.
  • The phrase “Some people are just a grain of salt in a bag of sugar”
  • The protein song.
  • My fifth grade math teacher being on Wheel of Fortune.
  • playing Club Penguin at 3AM during the summer.
  • Making a diss track while at another summer camp (which you can still request to listen to)
  • Going to a recycling place with the gifted class in third grade.
  • Building a small town out of Popsicle sticks in the fourth grade.
  • My third grade teacher used to let me write and direct plays during and after break for some reason. They really weren’t that good, but, hey, i’m a literary now. I guess her letting me express myself payed off.
  • Playing Glenda the good witch in the Wizard of Oz at my hometown theater, and throwing together my outfit in a single day using local thrift stores and poor sewing skills.
  • Making my first cosplay on my grandmothers dining room table over the course of an entire summer.
  • Going to Krystal Burgers once a month on a Tuesday. Specifically Tuesday.
  • Playing a really weird piece in jr. High band in which I had to make incredibly demonic sounds on my oboe.
  • Being in symphonic band and counting how out of tune we were using dimes and quarters. This tradition I made is apparently still carried on in the band?
  • Me and my friend Diana watching the emoji movie, and drinking icees
  • Hitting a spider with a baseball bat in my world history class.
  • a character I used to write a series about, called Legman. He is a simple Leg.
  • My old school letting me work on my costumes during class.
  • That circus that they don’t have anymore.
  • My grandma giving me a sewing machine.
  • My first trip to jo-anns.
  • A full-out wedding for two stuffed animals in Oxford.
  • Waking up at a sleepover with a circle of people around me. I’ve always wondered what they were doing, though I never asked.
  • Attempting to be a cheerleader for 2-4 days.
  • Eating spaghetti every day I worked on my Azura cosplay. Now every time I eat spaghetti I think I should be working on Azura, even though shes been complete for over a full year.

Author: Kerri Bland

Is it natural to wonder how people hear your electronic voice? We all have our own interpretations of literature, and what the narrators voice sounds like. To be of influence, i'd love for my electronic voice to be compared to that of a gremlin. When you read my posts, read them in the most gremlin-like voice possible. The kind of gremlin that lives under a bridge of a dried up lake, steals everything, and has a nice stash of marshmallows to roast at the earliest convenience. Do what you want with this information :)

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