Zoe Mckenzie Conner aka Z-MOney

She is the very definition of angst.

(And If you don’t know what angst is I suggest using the 4th  Urban Dictionary Definition . )

Look into her eyes and watch as angsty tears fall like snow on your drive way

Realize it is Summer and her tears aren’t snow but ash from the volcano down the street.

Realize you are not in your driveway but in the home of Z-MOney where things aren’t always what they seem

But then realize you forgot to Milk The Duck. 

Z-MOney  aka Zoe Conner likes all the Lost Dimensions Of You to be flayed and set out to dry.

But be sure you don’t recite Pretty Poetry  in her presence what do you think this is- Thailand?

Sometimes things might get Out Of Hand but don’t forget this is her world she calls the shots.

When she calls, give her Half-Eaten Apples but only ones that are purple.

Tear off the petals to lilies and give her the stem, she’ll tell you them make a nice stew

When she offers you bismuth subsalicylate, take it with pears and mayo.

Don’t upset the sleeping bear, it’ll all go down-hill if you do.

Z-MOney takes no hostages; you will be crushed by the avalanche that follows.

Just remember- Z-MOney aka Zoe Mckenzie Conner likes all her ducks milked and her ends infinite.

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This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.

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