the alfabet is stoopid

Alright guys

prepare yourselves

this is a conversation that absolutely no one cares about, but I do so here we are.

First of all, the letter Q is the bane of my existence. It serves no purpose and frustrates me to no end. I know you are thinking, “Why chloe? Why does something as small as a letter make you so mad? What’s wrong with it?”

Well…

The letter Q is as dependent letter, meaning it can’t make it’s sound without using a ‘u’. Now. It would be so incredibly simple to change words like “Quiet” into a another form that makes the same sound and uses the same amount of letters. This discovery should dethrone the letter Q from his place in the alphabet.

Kwiet/Cwiet

SEE????

DO
YOU
SEE

The letter Q is unnecessary, and what makes it even worse EVEN WORSE my friends, is that the Q can make the C/K sound, as in the word, “Clique.”

w h a t

We already have two letters that make that sound

not one

T W O

WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER ONE
WHO CAME UP WITH THIS

anyways…

this brings us to my next point.

why do we have to letters that make the same sound? Why are there some cases in which we put them together as in the word “duck?” NOT NEEDED. IT DOESN’T MAKE THE WORD ANY DIFFERENT. Also why, why, why, why, can the ‘C’ Make the ‘S’ sound but the ‘K’ can’t????????? In what universe does that makes since???? THEY MAKE THE SAME. SOUND. WHY DOES ONE GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES

AND THIS

THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY INSTANCES WHERE LETTERS GET TO STEAL OTHER LETTERS SOUNDS.

let’s move to my next example

The ‘F’

so, just a question, who gave ‘ph’ the right to take the ‘F’ sound as their own? Why do they get to do that???? “alphabet” “Phonics” “phone” The list goes on and on. This isn’t fair. Why are we making words harder to spell??? Who did this? WHO DID THIS???

This is injustice. This isn’t okay. WE DON’T NEED THESE.

and now

now we have arrived

at silent letters.

“opossum” “Dumb” “Butcher” “Ghost”

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
no.

guys, by now you HAVE to see my point. There’s no need. And these aren’t even all the problems. What about plurals? What about the ‘oo’making sound ‘u’  makes What about past tense words using ‘ed’ to make the ‘t’ sound? Can you hear a difference in stopped and stopt???? NO. I SIMPLIFIED IT.

this just isn’t it. it just makes no sense absolutely no sense and the thing is, as you are reading, you will come up with more. the harder you think the more questions will arise until you are consumed with the question “WHY?”

Arkansas. Kansas.
WHAT

I don’t get it. I just don’t.

Now keep in mind, this has not been a rant. This is a protest. I am raising awareness of the idiocy of it all. Now everyone who reads will get to understand that there is stupidity in all things, even something as vital as written language.

Thank you, goodnight.

 

 

 

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a soul:

Literally no one ever: 

Chloe: thE alFAbEt iS sToOpId