What Your Favorite (mane six) MLP Character Says about You.

 

Twilight Sparkle
Tell me you’re an only child without telling me you’re an only child. I bet you’ve got an insane perfectionist mindset and straight A’s all throughout your educational career. You’re a prodigy, talented at whatever you put your mind to. You’ve got a well-paying CEO job in your future. Your wardrobe is a mix between dark acidemia blouses and long, witchy maxiskirts. You know how to host a wonderful dinner party; you know where certain people should sit, what should be served, how the cutlery should be formally set. You’ve got an appreciation for all art but lean towards paintings and poetry. You’re the type to spend a whole day in an art museum with a cup of tea and a pocket journal filled with couplets. You love animals, especially smaller ones that you trust yourself to take care of to the best of your ability. You’re the type to spend hours decorating a fishbowl for a goldfish that won’t remember all your hard work. You will own at least four terrariums over your lifetime. You have more books than you have space on your bookshelves. 
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Applejack
I trust you with my whole life. You see the good in people no matter what. You love taking care of your loved ones, family and friends. You bake in your free time, cook for you family, and cook soup whenever someone is sick. You might not love chores, but you’d do them without being asked. You perhaps have a tendency to put others before yourself. You’re a hard worker in every context of the word. Your grades are good- maybe not perfect, but good. Your wardrobe is comfortable and convenient. You know how to be stylish while also being prepared to climb a tree at any given moment. You’ve got jeans for every season, flannels for the fall, and worn-out tennis shoes. You enjoy the outdoors. A long hike is your favorite pass time. You’d love to live in a walkable small town with a local bakery. Fall is your favorite season. You spend hours outside during autumn, sipping a pumpkin spice latte and sketching out the orange trees. You’re not a party animal by any means, but you are always down to celebrate with friends. You rescue animals to rehome them, even if they’re non-typical pets. You’re great with kids and could easily see yourself becoming a camp counselor, teacher, or social worker.
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Rainbow Dash
You are either the coolest person on planet earth or someone who’s never truly watched My Little Pony. You probably grew up on the internet- Tumblr kid to your core. You love neon colors, rave fashion, and scene kid music. You’ve played all of the early 2000s-2010s iconic games- Minecraft, Roblox, Yandere Simulator, Five Nights at Freddy’s, The Sims, Baldi’s Basics, etc. You’ve watched all the og youtubers- iHasCupquake, LDShadowLady, StacyPlays, DanTDM, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Zoella, etc. You’re always a kid at heart. You love art and you’ll probably end up pursuing a creative career. You have a plethora of sketchbooks and journals, filled with character designs and story ideas. You’re a bit messy, but you call it “stylish clutter”. Your wardrobe is a conglomerate of band-tees, skinny jeans, studded belts, scenemo accessories, converse, and early 2000s fashion. You struggle with paying attention in school, but you’re passionate about education. You love learning, even if its difficult for you. You probably have siblings. Your younger siblings love you because you’re the fun one will let them stay up late and eat pizza. Your older siblings love you because you won’t snitch to your parents about their misbehavior. 
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Pinkie Pie
You’re me! You know how to be a good time and have a good time. You love parties, planning them and attending. Baking and cooking are you love language, and you make sure everyone you know is well fed. You struggle with communicating because your emotions are just too strong to put into words. You love bright colors, good music to dance to, and maximalism. You make everything a DIY project. You are a resident builder in Minecraft, and you have a Pinterest board dedicated to things you want to build on your server. You enjoy your alone time but feel the best when you’re surrounded by friends and family. You struggle with anxiety about whether or not people actually like you (trust me, they do). You love animals and have had a multitude of pets over your life, even the less common ones. You make jar homes for bugs and relocate any creatures you find wondering in the road. You are not a morning person, but you won’t let that stop you from having an amazing and productive day. You’re so jumpy that coffee often has a reverse effect on you. Your closet is full of clashing colors and patterns- you dress to your heart’s desire. You don’t care about judgment when it comes to self-expression. If your hair isn’t currently dyed an unnatural color, it will be in the near future. 
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Rarity
You scream middle child energy. You will strive for attention because you deserve it. You’re devoted to your craft, whether that be fashion, writing, music, or something more niche. You love being productive and looking good doing it. You know how to plan a good social event. You’re a people person, and maybe a bit of a people pleaser as well. You know everyone’s cues, know when to intervene and stop an argument. You know all your friend’s favorite things and always make the best gifts for their birthdays. You have experience with piano, violin, or flute. You either loved playing an instrument or absolutely hated it. You strive for perfection because you know you can achieve it. You know how to give yourself a break. Your rest days are spent in bed, in a soft robe, face caked in a refreshing face mask and nails painted. You love good food. You know the best charcuterie board pairings. Your closet is organized by color and article of clothing. You love a monochromatic look but know how to experiment with bold fashion statements and make everyone look elegant. You take the lead in any group project you’re a part of, and people listen to you. They trust you to work hard as long as they pitch in as well. 
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Fluttershy
You’re probably the youngest in a family of loud, rowdy siblings. You’re misunderstood, but you struggle with sticking up for yourself. You have a gentle approach to life as a whole. You don’t step on flowers or bright grass. You could spend hours walking through a greenhouse or an overgrown garden. You love the spring because it’s the perfect weather for picnics. You love your alone time, especially if it’s spent with a pet (or pets) curled up beside you. You either current have or plan to at some point have a fruit and vegetable garden in your back yard. You dream about a farm and a sustainable garden where you can grow fresh food for yourself and your family. You’re not a fan on big, public spaces, but you will go out of your comfort zone for your friends. You’re extremely loyal and stand by your friends, even when you’re scared. Your favorite thing to cook is chicken and noddle soup with buttery, steamed veggies. Your wardrobe is focused on comfort over style, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have a sense of style. You love flowy clothes, nothing too heavy. You love warm weather, especially when it’s accompanies by a soft breeze. You’re not too focused on romantic relationships. Your true love is mother earth, as cheesy as that sounds.
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Bonus: Spike
You’re the brother of someone who was obsessed with My Little Pony. You had to watch it growing up because your sibling absolutely loved the show. You love your sibling, so you put up with it. You appreciate snarky and sophomoric humor. You were raised by Cartoon Network and Disney XD. You love The Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Invader Zim, Gravity Falls, etc. You were convinced you’d grow up to be a famous youtuber. You’re a great friend, loyal and kind. You’re great at breaking up arguments and helping people talk through their differences. You’re extremely determined, to a fault. You can be pretty headstrong, and it can get you in trouble. You always have good intentions, though, even if they get you in trouble. 
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What Your Favorite KISS Album says about You (A Brutally Honest Review)

  • Mini Content Warning: Towards the end of this blog, there is a picture of a clown (it’s on an album cover) so if you have a fear of clowns, please view with caution.
  1. KISS (1974)
    You know what your like. This album has some classic hits that hold up as undeniable bangers. You will be allowed the aux during the family road trip. You are also probably the one driving during said road trip because you’re either a man over the age of 40, or the child of said man. You probably love all the classics, and I’d go as far to say your taste is justified. You’re less judgmental than most people with alternative music taste; you’d never try to call out a poser for wearing a KISS shirt. 

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  1. Hotter Than Hell (1974)

There is no way you’re younger than 35. The music on this album isn’t bad by any means, but there’s a reason we only really hear about one KISS album coming out in 1974. 

KISS Hotter Than Hell reviews

  1. Dressed To Kill (1975)

You’re probably over 30 and I’m almost positive you’ve told your wife the songs on this album remind you of her. There will always be something romantic about hair metal bands singing about women who are way out of their league. I respect you, but you’re not getting the aux on a road trip. Maybe I’ll pass the aux if we’re driving to a party though.

Dressed to Kill [Vinyl LP]: Amazon.de: Musik

  1. Destroyer (1976)

Once again, you’re a father who remembers KISS from the good ol’ days of his youth. I bet you have some insane tattoos and an even cooler truck. I’d feel safe in an elevator with me. I bet you own a Harley, too. 

KISSS - Destroyer | Rock album covers, Album cover art, Classic rock albums

  1. Rock And Roll Over (1976)

You’ve worked at a bar, probably as a waitress, and you have a pure hatred for people who loop songs on the jukebox. You’ve got a bunch of tiny tattoos, and you’ve kept all of your clothes from your teenage years. I bet you’ve got some of the craziest stories from your youth. You only wear unconventional lipstick shades- bright pinks, purples, maybe blue or green. 
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  1. Love Gun (1977)

You’re me? Almost all of the songs on this album are on every one of my Spotify playlists. You’re getting the aux for the whole road trip.

Love Gun sheet music by KISS (Drums Transcription – 174663)

  1. Solo Albums; Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons (all 1978)

Tell me you have a favorite band member without telling me. If Gene Simmons is your favorite, you’re getting kicked out of the car in the middle of our road trip.

Kiss - Solo Albums (1978) – Abismo

  1. Dynasty (1979)

You’re ALSO me?? Just kidding. Kind of. But I do trust you with the aux. You like the original sound and you’re generally just a cool dude.

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  1. Unmasked (1980)

At this point in the KISS timeline, I’m starting to doubt if you actually like this album or if you just want to be quirky and different. You’re either a 20 y/o film bro trying to impress the goth girl he likes, or a 40 y/o who goes out to bars just to request the live band to play music from your childhood.

‎Unmasked - Album by Kiss - Apple Music

  1. Music From “The Elder” (1981)

Have you ever played DND? Just kidding, I know the answer is yes. How many spare character sheets do you have laying around your house? How many campaigns have you written? I don’t trust you with the aux, but I am calling you up for DND nights.

KISS - Music from "The Elder" Lyrics and Tracklist | Genius

  1. Creatures Of The Night (1982)

You get the aux, but you are NOT allowed to drive. You have multiple tickets for speeding, and you have gotten far too many DUIs to be allowed in a car. You’re cool but you probably were a teen in the 80s and I know you did a fair bit of shoplifting. Good for you, I guess. Stick it to the man.

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  1. Lick It Up (1983)

You’re a man with a lower back tattoo. You were huge in the queer club scene of the 80s-90s, and I want to hear every story you have to tell. 

Lick It Up [VINYL]: Amazon.co.uk: CDs & Vinyl

  1. Animalize (1984)

You’re, once again, over the age of 40. Your favorite color is purple, and your house is covered in animal print. You own far too many expensive, vintage liquors. You’ve paid for your grandchildren’s college tuitions decades in advance. You wear sunglasses and leather jackets till the day you die of liver failure. You’re unmarried but by choice. I don’t trust you behind the wheel, but you get the aux.

Kiss - Animalize (Vinyl, LP, Album, Club Edition) | Discogs

  1. Asylum (1985)

This is hard. You’re either a sleazebag I never want to be in the same room as, or you’re just lying, and this isn’t your favorite album. Either way, you love Gene Simmons and you’re not getting in my car.

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  1. Crazy Nights (1987)

You were a kid during the 80s, teen during the 90s. You had an older sibling who was a total badass during the 80s and you wanted to be them so badly. You found your identity in the 90s and moved to a bigger city. You became emersed in the club scene and probably ended up as an extra in multiple block busters. Speaking of block busters and movies in general, you’re working in film today. Maybe you’re an actor, maybe you’re a director. Either way, your older sibling is proud of you.

Crazy Nights: Amazon.co.uk: Music

  1. Hot In The Shade (1989)

Stop lying, this isn’t your favorite album.

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  1. Revenge (1992)

You’re probably a hardcore metal fan who only got into KISS through bands like Judas Priest and Motley Crue. You appreciate the shift from glam rock to a more hardcore sound. I don’t completely trust your judgment, but I can see where you’re coming from. 

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  1. Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions (1997)

I feel like you didn’t realize you were listening to KISS the first time you heard this album. You probably love Nirvana, Slipknot, System of a Down, even Deftones. You like the slower and more mellow tunes. You were probably an emo teen when this album came out. I respect you and your ancient Myspace account.

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  1. Psycho Circus (1998)

You’ve either never listened to original KISS albums, or you just don’t enjoy glam rock. I don’t entirely trust your judgment, but I’d trust you with the aux for at least four to five songs.

Psycho Circus [VINYL]: Amazon.co.uk: Music

  1. Sonic Boom (2009)

You like it for what it represents. You were a KISS super fan in your youth, and you were proud to see they planned to continue making music in the 2000s. You’re, again, probably over 40, a father, and a gym regular. I respectfully will not give you the aux, but I will allow you to suggest music from the back seat.

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  1. Monster (2012)

I refuse to believe this is your absolute favorite album. I think you’re just nostalgic for what the band used to be. You miss biking to the record store to see if they have the newest KISS vinyl. You miss all the band shirts you don’t fit into anymore. You miss who you were when you first discovered the band. You miss your long hair, your jean leather vest, your studded boots. You’re a real one. 
Monster: Amazon.co.uk: Music