My “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” Review, Part 2

I’ll pick up right where I left off, so if you haven’t read the first part of this deep dive, you’re gonna be a bit confused. Anyways, all the main characters are in the basement of the Bellows haunted house and Stella has founded the rumored book of Sarah Bellows’ stories. Allegedly, these stories were written in the blood of children, or some spooky BS like that. Stella doesn’t seem worried at all and immediately wants to read it, but Chuck is insistent that they get the hell out of there. Suddenly the candles in the basement go out, everyone freaks out, then they run to the door and try to leave. Turns out, evil bully Tommy has trapped them there. Ruth is there with him, begging him to let her brother and his friends out. She ends up getting shoved into the basement as well and Tommy leaves them all locked down there.

They end up getting out pretty easily, but I wanna take this time to talk more about Chuck and Auggie’s relationship. As previously stated, Chuck and Ruth are brother and sister and have a pretty average, bickering sibling relationship. Auggie has some degree of feelings for Ruth and gets flustered when he’s around her, and this really bothers Chuck. My first thought is he’s just defensive of his sister and he doesn’t like the idea of his best friend dating his sister. However, he hates when Auggie flirts with anyone. There was a moment earlier in the movie where it was clear Auggie either has or did at one point have a crush on Stella, something Chuck also didn’t approve of. Chuck doesn’t show interest in anyone, except Auggie. More on that later, but, at this point in the movie, it became clear to me that these guys have something going on. 

When they get out of the house, they get back to Ramon’s car and find it’s been vandalized by Tommy and his goons. They wrote a slur on his hood and slashed his tires. Ramon had been living out of his car, so this is a huge issue for him. Stella, for some reason, suggests he come home with her and sleep in her basement. Girl, that man is an adult and a stranger… Anyways, he agrees because he has feelings for her. When he gets to her house, this is when he starts going through her room and reading her journals and stuff. Genuinely, my rage for this man grows the more I think about the crazy stuff they just let him get away with. Anyways, he does end up sleeping in the basement and not in Stella’s room, thank GOD.

Alone in her room, Stella takes out Sarah Bellows book of stories that she stole from the Bellows’ house. Like an idiot, she took the cursed book from the haunted house and now everyone is gonna die. She starts flipping through the stories and then finds some blank pages. She’s about to close the book when red text starts appearing on the blank pages. When she touches it, the red “ink” smears. She watches the story appear on the page and starts reading it and then Tommy’s name appears in the story. The camera cuts to Tommy at his family farm, doing chores for his mom. Long story short, he gets lost in the cornfield and then gets attacked by a living scarecrow that turns him into a scarecrow. 

The next day at school, there are cops everywhere because Tommy is missing and he’s on the football team so, of course, everyone is worried. Stella is trying to show the book to Chuck and Auggie and convince them that Tommy is somehow missing because of the book. Chuck seems to believe her, given that he saw that old lady at the house and generally he seems more open to the idea of the supernatural. Auggie, on the other hand, is a skeptic. He thinks his friends are just stressed and somewhat crazy and that the book is just making things worse. This, of course, means he’s gonna die next. 

Stella ends up throwing Sarah Bellows’ book in the trash and trying to separate herself from it. She tries to convince Ramon that the book took Tommy, and they even go to see the scarecrow on Tommy’s family farm. The scarecrow is wearing Tommy’s letterman jacket. Ramon isn’t convinced, but is more worried about a run in with the cops and insists they leave. They get back to Stella’s house and Ramon is right back to snooping through her stuff. He ends up finding Sarah Bellows’ book, which has magically reappeared in Stella’s room, and he starts reading it. Stella is terrified and wants to get rid of it. They fight over it, but then a new story starts being written and it’s about Auggie. Stella tries to contact Auggie on their walkie talkies, and she gets a hold of him but he’s still dismissive and doesn’t believe her. Eventually his story starts coming true and he freaks out. Stella and Ramon try to get to Auggie’s house and save him, but they’re too late. Auggie’s story is the story about the corpse’s toe that ends up in someone’s stew, and then the corpse comes back for their toe. Auggie ends up hiding under his bed but then gets dragged away by the corpse. It’s not clear where he goes, given he gets dragged through his wall and out of time and space. 

This is where another big question presents itself to me. Are people dying? Are they being transported to the book universe? Is that like limbo? Where are they going and can they come back? I have answered those questions on my own, but obviously none of those answers are canon. 

Anyways, Auggie is gone, and Stella has to break the news to Chuck and Ruth. Chuck loses his absolute mind over this. Like Achilles after the death of Patroclus, Chuck is angry, confused, and crying about how they have to get Auggie back. Chuck suggests they go to the police, but Ramon immediately shuts that idea down because he doesn’t want to talk to the cops. While I don’t think the cops could help them in this situation, I’m still pissed at how dismissive Ramon is. Like no one said you had to go?? We’ll go talk to the cops and you stay here!!!! Jesus… Anyways, Ruth still doesn’t believe that anything is going wrong- She thinks it’s some Halloween prank. She leaves in a huff because she is in the school play and has to go get ready. So, naturally, she’ll be attacked next.

In the meantime, Chuck, Stella, and Ramon try to do more research. They try to burn the book- doesn’t work. They go to the library to learn more about the Bellows family and Sarah Bellows as a person. While at the library, a new story starts being written and it’s clearly about Ruth. This leads to one of the more popular scenes in the movie, and one I still close my eyes during, despite having seen this movie multiple times. So, Ruth has had this pimple on her cheek from the beginning of the movie and it’s only gotten worse. Now, mere minutes before she’s supposed to go on stage for her performance, her pimple is swelling and pulsing. She runs to the bathroom to try and cover it up with more powder, but it ends up exploding into millions of spiders. I’m recoiling in my skin just thinking about it. However, Ruth doesn’t die. Stella and the gang are able to get to her in time. Chuck comforts his sister and protects her from the spiders while Stella and Ramon kinda just stare on in shock and horror.

Ruth ends up being sent to a mental hospital, but at least she’s alive. She will be important later, so don’t forget her. Anyways, Stella and Chuck have a conversation after Ruth gets driven off; Chuck is crying because he just lost his best friend and his sister, and Stella is like “It’s all ok though because we’re a team and we’ll figure it out” or whatever. Then the cops confront them and are like “Why are you guys always around or friends with the people being taken?” and they’re like “I don’t know, that’s so weird… Maybe you guys should do your job better”. There was also a scene after Tommy’s death where the main evil cop tried to accuse Ramon of killing or kidnapping Tommy, so it’s clear that all the cops in this town have it out for them. 

After Ruth is taken to the mental hospital, Stella, Chuck, and Ramon decide to do more research into Sarah Bellows in hopes of figuring out how to break this curse/get rid of the book. They visit an older black woman named Lou Lou, who’s mother had worked for the Bellows as a maid or servant. Lou Lou’s mother was fired as it was believed she taught black magic to Sarah Bellows. Lou Lou blind and generally unstable, both with her physical and mental health. Regardless, she remembers Sarah Bellows and tells the three main characters that Sarah was a misunderstood young girl who was abused by her family. When she sees the book, she gets upset and tells them they shouldn’t have messed with it. She begins spiraling and rambling about Sarah’s suicide after she was forced into a mental hospital by her family. The main three are quickly rushed out by Lou Lou’s daughter. 

This new clue leads the main three to break into the mental hospital that Sarah had been placed in. The security on this place is so insanely lax- I understand it was the sixties, but the scene of them sneaking in behind some other doctors genuinely felt like a slap in the face. Some parts of this movie are not taken nearly as seriously as they warrant, and this moment is definitely one of those. 

Anyways, they’re trying to find the records room where all the patient information is stored. Illegal, but who cares. The records room is dubbed the “red room” for some wack reason, but this really bothers Chuck as the mysterious room from the past that he saw while hiding at the Bellows’ house was a red room. He refuses to go with them, and they split up. Stupid, but I love Chuck so I’m defending him on this one. He was protecting his peace. Stella and Ramon go to the red room, and Chuck goes up to the top floor. 

This is where we get, arguable, the most popular and recognizable scenes in the whole movie. Chuck gets lost on the top floor and starts hyperventilating, then the security alarms start blaring because they finally realized three kids just broke in and red lights start flashing. Chuck is freaking out, running through the halls and trying to find his way out, when suddenly he sees this extremely pale, extremely bloated creature with long black hair slowly walking toward him. No matter what door he opens or what hallway he turns on, she’s there. I could go on and on about Chuck’s character and the possible metaphors behind this scene, but I’ll save that for later. Anyways, he ends up being consumed by this creature? It’s hard to explain- There are multiple versions of this creature and two of them get him in the middle and kinda merge together, around him? And he disappears into thin air. Crazy way to die. 

We’re almost at the end! Gonna call this here but the final part of this review will wrap up the general storyline, as well as my thoughts on how a second movie should go. I may even write an entirely different blog about the implications of the character’s and their deaths/stories, because this is something very important to me and I think about it often. Even little details, like the character’s halloween costumes, their house designs, their names- I love over-analysing stuff guys. Thanks for letting me ramble. I’ll see you again next week!

My Love-Hate Relationship With “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” (The Movie) Part One

As many of you are familiar with, “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” was a series of scary short stories written by Alvin Schwartz and released in various forms over the years. You’ve probably heard a story from these books, whether you know it or not. These were the type of scary stories that got passed around through elementary schools, all slightly different retellings and all under the pretense that the stories were true. These stories have always held a special place in my heart, so imagine my surprise when, in 2021, I discovered a movie adaptation of the books already existed.

In 2019, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was released. André Øverdal, probably best known for his movie The Autopsy of Jane Doe, directed this film. Guillermo del Toro helped produce this movie, one of my personal favorite filmmakers of all time. His more popular works include Hellboy, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Shape of Water, as well as his work on The Hobbit films. Two extremely talented horror and sci-fi artists got together to produce an adaptation of the popular scary stories book trilogy and what they created was… definitely something. 

I want to start off this movie review by saying that I absolutely love this movie, probably more than most people did. I’ve been obsessed with it for the past four years. I’ve been obsessed with the actors and their other works as well. I’ve put a lot of mental space into thinking about this film. That is why I feel entitled to criticize the plot holes, concerning age gap relationships, misused politicism, and missed opportunity for an amazing sequel. I have an entire script in mind for a second movie so if anyone knows how to get in touch with Andre Overdal, that would be much appreciated.

The movie starts out with a short introduction of sorts from our main character, Stella. She makes a point to mention the importance of stories and how they can change your life. In the grand scheme of things, this introduction isn’t needed. It feels really cliche and also makes it feel that you’re about to watch a kids version of a horror movie, despite the PG-13 rating. I personally think they should’ve committed to an R rated horror movie, because then they wouldn’t have felt the need to have moments like this that cater to a younger audience. 

We are introduced to Stella as she bikes around her small town on a random day in the fall. The movie is set in the 1960s, and we are shown that through the characters’ wardrobe, appearance of cars and building, but most importantly, political propaganda. This leads to my second issue; politics are thrown around as a sort of C-plot in this movie and it comes off very weak. I would’ve loved if they dwelled more on the politics of the era at the time, but it almost feels like the political topics were included as an afterthought, and in a very lazy manner. For example, the next character we’re introduced to is Ramon. Ramon is a Mexican American who is fleeing the draft after his brother died in battle. This is a perfect opportunity to discuss the horrible reality that was the Vietnam war, and how many young people lost their lives during battle. However, this whole aspect of his character is pushed to the side as the supernatural aspects of the movie come into play.

Ramon’s character is extremely difficult for me to decide my feelings on. For one, he is obviously eighteen or older if he is being drafted by the military, yet he is supposed to be Stella’s love interest despite the fact that Stella is, at most, 16. I know that’s only a two year hypothetical age gap, but there’s a lot more about their relationship that bothers me. For one, he owns a car, is actively on the run and living on his own, and is extremely vague and secretive about his past. There’s a scene where Stella talks about how she dreams of leaving her small town and going to the big city to pursue writing. Ramon immediately shuts that down and says the city is bad. Later on in the movie he also snoops through her things and starts reading her journals??  On top of that, he is very controlling throughout the movie, despite having just met all of the characters. I want to root for Ramon, especially given that he’s the only person of color in this movie, but he is a weirdo the entire movie and it irks me to my core. 

Back on the timeline, we get to meet Stella’s two closest friends, Chuck and Auggie. These two are the epitome of the black cat and golden retriever duo. Chuck is a prankster, a jokester, a class clown if you will. Auggie is extremely serious, stone-faced, and pessimistic. At this point in the movie, we also get to see into their homes and we are shown how different all of the characters’ lives are. Chuck lives in a cramped, messier home with his mom and older sister, Ruth. His palette throughout the movie includes a range of colors, patterns and textures; his house, on the other hand, is very darkly lit and decorated. Auggie’s home is large and spacious, with brighter colors and symmetrical decoration. He lives with his mother and step father, who he has a strained relationship with. Stella lives in a small and cramped home with her father, though her home seems much more comfortable than Chuck’s. The rooms are lit with warm lights and warm colors, a contrast to the dark lighting and muted colors of Chuck’s house. I could go on and on about the fantastic set design and wardrobe of this movie as well as the implications of those things, but that is for another time.

Stella, Auggie, and Chuck are all getting ready for Halloween, despite being highschoolers. It’s not clear how old they are exactly, but they’re not seniors. I know that because Ruth, Chuck’s older sister, is a senior and her football boyfriend, Tommy, is also a senior. Tommy is one of this movie’s non-monster antagonists. He’s super racist towards Ramon, abusive to his girlfriend, and just a cartoonishly evil high school bully to everyone else. On top of that, he’s played by Austin Abrams (one of my favorite actors of my generation), who does an amazing job with whatever role he’s given. The acting in this movie ranges from really amazing to mediocre at best. For example, the racist cop is a very one dimensional character and it’s clear that the actor did the best he could with what he had. There are also a lot of tense scenes throughout the movie that certain actors and actresses had a difficult time with. There are plenty of reasons that might explain why the acting wasn’t top tier, but at the end of the day, it’s still extremely confusing (and pretty hilarious) to see a character remain pretty stone faced after their best friends just died. 

Anyways, back to the timeline, the three main characters get dressed up for halloween and go trick-or-treating. The whole reason they’re doing this is so they can prank the school bully, Tommy (Ruth’s boyfriend. Keep up, guys), by throwing a bag of flaming shit into his car. They end up getting chased by Tommy and his goons into a drive-in theater where they have to hide behind rows of cars. They end up seeing Ramon in his car and, for some reason, Stella open’s Ramon’s passenger side door and hops in. Does she know him? Nope. Do Chuck and Auggie follow right behind her? Yup. If I was Ramon, I would’ve lost my mind. To be fair, he is upset about Chuck and Auggie being there, but he was happy that Stella was there. He started blushing and got all nervous- like what?? I don’t care how hot someone is- if they break into my car, I’m losing my mind on them. 

Anyways, Ramon doesn’t have any survival instincts and that becomes more and more clear throughout the film. He ends up defending the three from Tommy, and they all decide to leave the drive-in theater and drive to a spooky old house in the middle of nowhere. This is when we’re introduced to the main supernatural elements of this movie. This old house was owned by the Bellows family, a wealthy family who helped put their town on the map. However, legend says that the Bellows had a secret daughter, named Sarah, that they hid away because she was so… ugly? It’s not exactly clear what about her was so off putting- I believe she had albinism, but that is never directly said in the movie. It is how she is portrayed, though. Anyways, legend says that Sarah Bellows would write these stories that she would read the kids in the town through a pipe or hole in the wall that led out of the house. It’s also kinda unclear how she was able to read to these kids if she was locked away… but she’s magic so who cares. Anyways, the Bellows family found out she was reading to kids and they got super mad and tried to punish her, but legend says she ended up massacring her family. Good for her, they all sucked. 

Like any teenagers in a horror movie, the main four decide to break into the old haunted house. Almost immediately, Chuck and Auggie run off together. Considering it was the sixties, they never made it canon that the two of them were in love, but they were. This is another detail of this movie I could go on and on about, but I’ll save that for another time. Anyways, Stella and Ramon explore the house together and end up finding the secret room where the Bellows family kept Sarah Bellows hostage. Auggie and Chuck are upstairs at this point, playing hide and seek. Chuck hides in a closet (like come on…) but he suddenly sees light coming from the other side. He opens in slowly and finds that the old room he once was in was now restored to its original form. There is a large bed in the middle of the room, and an old woman sits on it with her giant dog. They stare at him- he gets scared and slams the closet doors. Auggie eventually finds him and teases him about freaking out, but Chuck is ready to get the hell out of there- and I don’t blame him. However, he and Auggie end up joining Stella and Ramon in the secret basement room. 

Okay, considering I’m barely a fourth into the movie recap and I’m already nearing 2000 words, I’m gonna call it here. Next week will be part two- Hopefully I can be more productive in that part and less ramble-y. Anyways, thank you for joining me on this ride. If you are at all interested in this movie and have never seen it, PLEASE watch it. The only reason I like picking this movie apart so much is because of how much I love it. Also, if you’re interested in any of the mini tangents I went on in here and want me to expand on them, feel free to let me know! I could talk about this movie for literal years.