Hey guys, my mind is constantly running with ridiculous ideas, and this is how I have come up with these two scenarios. They are most definitely wild material, and are not meant to be taken seriously. So with that in mind, read on, and have fun!
A Toon Lagoon Toon
Ah, Toon Lagoon, the place where all toons reside. One toon in particular is Toony. Everyone knows Toony due to her moody mood, and that’s why they never pass by her pit of water.
“Wut’re ya doin in ma part of da lagoon?” Toony would question passerby’s angrily.
“We’re just parkees, we didn’t know this was your part of the lagoon. Sorry for the trouble.” the parkees would say.
“A parkee you say?! Get out! Before ye pour yer water on me.” Toony would yell in response.
You see, Toony would tolerate other toons, but could not stand parkees. Parkees were the visitors who would come through their lagoon, and Toony had some bad experiences with them. One day in particular Toony was wearing a striped shirt, khaki shorts, and a rope- belt to hold them up (Toony does not believe in shoes). Then a parkee came by and splashed Toony’s shirt.
The parkee immediately started apologizing, “Oh my, I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to splash water at you.”
Toony glared at the parkee, “Wut in squirrel migration?! You don wetted up me Guess shirt! Wut’re you gon do ta fix this?”
“Uh, uh, I am so sorry. I could give you some money?” the parkee said.
Toony rolled her eyes, “Oh ya think this shirt you done wetted up cost as much as you got in ye wallet? Let me tell ya something parkee, this shirt here cost more than this whole lagoon.”
“Okay, I think you’re being a bit unreasonable now. It’s just a little water.” The parkee said irritated.
Toony’s mouth sat as wide as a bear cave, “Water? Just water?! I’m shivering in me khakis! Your parkee water ain’t never gon get out me shirt. No, nevermind, you just go on bout your day. Go on I said!”
And so the parkee left in a hurry, and Toony sunk back into her pit of water.
“Raaaaaawr, them parkees done made me so angry. I’ll never tolerate them parkees again.” Toony vowed.
The moral of the story is, if you’re in Toon Lagoon at Universal Studios stay away from Toony’s side of the lagoon. The end.
Polly Pocket Politician
Do you guys remember Polly Pocket? You know, the toy line with dolls and accessories? The main one being that blonde-headed girl? Well I had sets of Polly Pocket stuff from years back, and it got me thinking: Polly Pocket could of been more than just a fashion doll. So today, I would like to share my ideas for what Polly could of done with her name to help her succeed in real life (if she was real). Keep in mind that these are just my theories for what her life may of looked like.
Polly Pocket:
- Polly Pocket Politician: Imagine, Polly Pocket running for President. Everyone is chanting: Polly Pocket Politician for 2020! If she got elected as President she could do Polly Pocket fashion line for politicians.
- Polly Pocket Pastries: Okay, this is a perfect job for Polly. I can imagine her making colorful, delectable pastries.
- Polly Pocket Performer: So Polly Pocket had these games online, and in the image above she would rock out after you dressed her- it’s perfect.
Overall, I believe Polly Pocket could of had a great life, and I could of been her marketing agent.
I don’t know why, but this whole post made me smile. You are actually pretty hilarious Hannah
okay, i know this may seem a little far-fetched, but hear me out: Polly Pocket Part-time Professor. She could be a rockstar, pastry chef, AND a politician in the time that she isn’t teaching children of societies underdeveloped in fashion. It’s just an offer.
This is honestly one of the best things that I have ever read. Your wording was just so eloquent and awe-inspiring; I fell in love with the absolutely beautiful visuals. I sensed so much characterization and attention to detail, also. Your mind, agh! I will heed your advice, for Toony sounds positively terrifying. Her dialect has me shivering in me khakis. And I think Polly Pocket would love to have you as an agent.
Okay, but I would like an entire Polly Pocket series by Hannah Hays, and I think I speak for the rest of the world on that too.
LOL Hannah you have such a creative mind! These were such a pleasure to read, very humorous!