{"id":5954,"date":"2019-05-09T14:13:25","date_gmt":"2019-05-09T19:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=5954"},"modified":"2019-05-09T14:13:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-09T19:13:42","slug":"rambling-about-pop-tarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2019\/05\/09\/rambling-about-pop-tarts\/","title":{"rendered":"rambling about pop-tarts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its getting towards the end of the year and my stress levels have skyrocketed. Today I took some state test, I don&#8217;t really remember anything from it. I just remember drinking a whole Pepsi this morning and suddenly I was in fifth block wishing I could be at dinner. I&#8217;m so hungry. However, its the end of the year and I have very little food. I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m down to my final pop-tart. So, in honor of that here&#8217;s me ranking my top two pop-tart flavors.<\/p>\n<p><strong>strawberry<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Strawberry pop-tarts are cool because sometimes they put designs on them. I remember in kindergarten I used to eat the strawberry pop-tarts that had Barbie Island Princess decorations. Yeah. That was the good stuff. I still eat them on a daily basis- but- just the plain kind. there&#8217;s nothing printed on them. Sometimes there&#8217;s comics printed on the box, but not on the pop-tart. My one complaint would be the edges. they&#8217;re too plain. Don&#8217;t have that artificial strawberry filling. I&#8217;m not with that. I gotta have my pop-tarts just right.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chocolate chip<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chocolate chip pop-tarts keep me from going insane. I could eat one of these everyday- which I do- and be content. These have the filling throughout the WHOLE pop-tart, which I highly appreciate. They&#8217;re just so good. Like, If you&#8217;ve never tried one of these before then you should. And then they&#8217;ve got like a syrup drizzle type of thing on top. Love it. Absolutely love chocolate chip pop-tarts. They make it seem like everything is right with the world. The world isn&#8217;t right. but for a moment it can be. That moment is when you eat a chocolate chip pop-tart.<\/p>\n<p>Pop-tarts are food that I eat on a daily basis- I have just really hit a point in my life where I heavily depend of pop-tarts. They have silver wrappers on them. Don&#8217;t microwave the silver part. In another sense, you can take them out of the wrapper and microwave them. Maybe even toast them. I don&#8217;t do that. My name is Kerri BLAND because I like to live simply and eat my pop-tarts straight out of the wrapper. no microwave. No toaster. Just a girl and her pop-tarts. That is all I ask for in life. Sometimes it&#8217;s the simple things that keeps me going. Pop-tarts are my simple thing. Please donate them to me if you have any.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its getting towards the end of the year and my stress levels have skyrocketed. Today I took some state test, I don&#8217;t really remember anything from it. I just remember drinking a whole Pepsi this morning and suddenly I was in fifth block wishing I could be at dinner. I&#8217;m so hungry. However, its the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2019\/05\/09\/rambling-about-pop-tarts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;rambling about pop-tarts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5954"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5978,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5954\/revisions\/5978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}