{"id":5612,"date":"2019-03-27T16:26:44","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T21:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=5612"},"modified":"2019-03-27T16:26:44","modified_gmt":"2019-03-27T21:26:44","slug":"i-have-a-wizard-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2019\/03\/27\/i-have-a-wizard-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have A Wizard Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a wise person once said &#8220;life is measured in how many wizard hats one can wear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have finally achieved the true potential of life, which is otherwise known as wearing a wizard hat. Hats made specifically for wizards. only the chosen few can wear such an item. In this scenario, I am said chosen one.<\/p>\n<p>But this blog isn&#8217;t just about my wizard hat. Its about the life experiences I have had since obtaining the wizard hat.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Finally playing something at full volume on my portable speaker\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I played some Beach Boys songs at full blast. Yes, I know, i&#8217;m such an old soul. Only listen to classics. Not really though, I just like the music and felt the proper way to play it was at full blast while alone in my room. It&#8217; an expierence everyone should have at some point.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Eating a flower<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I saw someone eat a flower, so naturally I ate one too. Apparently some flowers are safe to eat. Some are supposed to help with things. Like salads, and how they&#8217;re more healthy than cookies and soda. Except eating salad is more socially acceptable than eating flowers<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Not getting my ACT score<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone else keeps getting their ACT scores. I&#8217;m still patiently waiting on mine. Hopefully it&#8217;s decent.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Nevermind I actually just got my score<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s decent.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Waking up before my alarm<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I woke up before my alarm, and was very happy to wake up to silence, instead of a blaring\u00a0<strong><em>WHO&#8217;S PHONE IS RINGING? MINE! MINE!\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>As I do most mornings<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">getting my card declined on a $6 pizza<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I got my card declined on pizza. I struggled alot that day.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Getting outbidded on Ebay<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>;(<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Revising a play<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had to take a lot out of it, but, hey, it has been completed.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I&#8217;m hungry.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am always hungry. Food is amazing. Fast food is really nice too. Don&#8217;t eat your food too fast. It makes your stomach hurt. And don&#8217;t survive on a strict diet of Dr.\u00a0 Pepper. I&#8217;ve learned my lesson with that. It makes your stomach hurt. Make better eating choices than I do.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, the wizard hat has given me many life experiences that I would not have had without a wizard hat. The wizard hat has a magical property that gives me cool stuff like flowers to eat. What a life I&#8217;m living.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a wise person once said &#8220;life is measured in how many wizard hats one can wear.&#8221; I have finally achieved the true potential of life, which is otherwise known as wearing a wizard hat. Hats made specifically for wizards. only the chosen few can wear such an item. In this scenario, I am said chosen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2019\/03\/27\/i-have-a-wizard-hat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Have A Wizard Hat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5612"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5683,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions\/5683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}