{"id":2164,"date":"2018-02-28T13:24:04","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T19:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2018-02-28T13:24:04","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T19:24:04","slug":"champion-of-fight-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2018\/02\/28\/champion-of-fight-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Champion of Fight Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to swim in whiskey waters, become champion<br \/>\nof fight club, melt plastic cups of ramen in the microwave<br \/>\nand eat it anyways. I want to spray paint the police station&#8211;<br \/>\nbut something nice like &#8220;have a good day.&#8221;\u00a0 I want to wave<br \/>\nat the cops with\u00a0 the residue on my hands, daring them<br \/>\nto arrest me.\u00a0 Find fortunes fall from the ceiling tiles,<br \/>\nLove poems stuffed in the dashboard of used cars.<br \/>\nI want to feel the love and fortune, pierce my ears<br \/>\nwhen I&#8217;m angry and pop them when they&#8217;re infected<br \/>\nwithout flinching.\u00a0 Dye my hair a new color every week,<br \/>\nshave it when I get bored.\u00a0 Follow bike trails drawn<br \/>\nunder bathroom counters, right beside the picture<br \/>\nof a chicken laying an egg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to swim in whiskey waters, become champion of fight club, melt plastic cups of ramen in the microwave and eat it anyways. I want to spray paint the police station&#8211; but something nice like &#8220;have a good day.&#8221;\u00a0 I want to wave at the cops with\u00a0 the residue on my hands, daring them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2018\/02\/28\/champion-of-fight-club\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Champion of Fight Club&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2680,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions\/2680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}