{"id":19231,"date":"2024-03-07T13:07:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T19:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=19231"},"modified":"2024-03-07T13:07:11","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T19:07:11","slug":"part-two-of-my-intense-paw-patrol-rant-i-told-you-i-wasnt-finished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2024\/03\/07\/part-two-of-my-intense-paw-patrol-rant-i-told-you-i-wasnt-finished\/","title":{"rendered":"Part Two of My Intense Paw Patrol Rant( I told you I wasn&#8217;t finished)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This Blog is mostly going to discuss Coral, a new addition to the Paw Patrol. This blog won&#8217;t get too heated as I am not even going to dive into the so called cat members, who make my eye twitch at the mere mention of.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Coral is long-lost cousins with Skye, sounds like to me you heard about my girls success and wanted a peace, I am not making any allegations just seems clout-chasey.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But basically she&#8217;s mermaid-pup hybrid????<br \/><br \/><\/p>\n<p>FIRST OF ALL, most of the lore of Paw Patrol at least that I can gather is by comparing it to us, sense they&#8217;re human. Adding mermaids into this mix diverts all of what I can establish as canon.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also given that she is a &#8220;mer-pup&#8221; she&#8217;s works in &#8220;water-rescue&#8221; which wouldn&#8217;t bother me if WE DIDN&#8217;T ALREADY HAVE ZUMBA, who is not only AN ORIGINAL MEMBER but works in water-rescue as well. WE LITERALLY DIDN&#8217;T NEED HER. I have no issue with her assisting him but why does she get all the clout while he gets cast to the side. HE&#8217;S BEEN HERE.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also her origin story, so supposedly she heard a lullaby on a &#8220;mer-moon&#8221; follows it and ends up rubbing noses with a mer-pup thus turning her into one. Number one, no mermaid lore I have read has mentioned anything about a mer-moon. And I don&#8217;t think Paw Patrol deserves to contribute to mermaid lore. Also RUBBING SNOUTS? Like huh? I have never known mermaids to be &#8220;turned&#8221; to begin with but by rubbing snouts. Usually with Vampires or Werewolves(who&#8217;s lore I have opinions about as well) who need an exchange of salivia or venom usually through a bite. What meaningful transfer of DNA can be made by rubbing snouts, you need to swab a dogs mouth to collect DNA so like what? Also mermaids are akin to sirens so I get the lullaby but does Carol sing, why was she lured by a lullaby. Also you can&#8217;t introduce mer-pups and just move on like what else lurks in the shadows?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also back to them dismantling the lore I was able to establish, if there are supernatural good guys there has to be bad ones too and how are these puppies going to defeat them? Besides Zumba who&#8217;s equipped for water (without a tale) I might add. Just because he isn&#8217;t supernatural his contribution shouldn&#8217;t be casted aside. He deserves his flowers too. Plus Coral is corny name for her, that might sound like I am just being a hater but I am serious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Blog is mostly going to discuss Coral, a new addition to the Paw Patrol. This blog won&#8217;t get too heated as I am not even going to dive into the so called cat members, who make my eye twitch at the mere mention of.\u00a0 Coral is long-lost cousins with Skye, sounds like to me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2024\/03\/07\/part-two-of-my-intense-paw-patrol-rant-i-told-you-i-wasnt-finished\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Part Two of My Intense Paw Patrol Rant( I told you I wasn&#8217;t finished)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19235,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19231\/revisions\/19235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}