{"id":19167,"date":"2024-03-01T09:08:46","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T15:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=19167"},"modified":"2024-03-01T09:08:49","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T15:08:49","slug":"an-intense-paw-patrol-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2024\/03\/01\/an-intense-paw-patrol-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"An intense Paw Patrol rant."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Before I get started I know that &#8220;It&#8217;s a kids show&#8221; and &#8220;You&#8217;re not supposed to look that deep into it&#8221; but I would like to respond to these claims with the fact that I am also still technically a kid. This show should arguably appeal to me too.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The first part of my rant takes on Chase.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You may know him as the self identified leader of the patrol squad, in his defense I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s said it himself but nonetheless. I don&#8217;t think he has earned this position, I mean if you think about it what does he reallly bring to the team. All I have seen him done is ride Ryder&#8217;s coattails. All he does is bark orders (hahahahaha) but he&#8217;s a police dog and I haven&#8217;t seen him make a single arrest. These leads into my next point, what does the Paw Patrol do, I mean sure I have seen them rescue, mostly the neighbors chicken but rescue regardless. But what are they doing to take actual crime off the streets. This also leads into the question of who is funding this whole organization. I know it can&#8217;t be Ryder he&#8217;s seven after all, which I have my own gripes about and the question of Adventure&#8217;s Bay child labor laws but that&#8217;s a whole nother conversation. Are the citizens of Adventure Bay&#8217;s taxes going to funding Paw Patrol, are they employed by the city? If that is the case do they have a seperate police force or is Paw Patrol, an orginization of puppies run by seven year old their only protection. Also where are Ryder\u2019s parents? Is no one concerned about the safety of this little boy surrounded by heavy machinery. \u00a0<br \/><br \/><\/p>\n<p>Back to Chase though, I whole heartedly think that he doesn&#8217;t deserve to be perceived as leader. On his Wiki, they define him as a police and traffic dog, but I have not seen him out there conducting traffic ONCE. In my opinion Marshall is better suited for the leader position if anything. Not only is he a fire marshall but A TRAINED PARAMEDIC. If I had to put my life in any dog\u2019s hands it&#8217;d be his. \u00a0<br \/><br \/>My rant doesn&#8217;t end here however, it continues into the new characters the show has been adding to the series but I think I will save that for a part two considering the in depth thoughs I have on multiple characters. I also feel like it&#8217;s important to mention that I do not watch nor particularly like Paw Patrol in general.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before I get started I know that &#8220;It&#8217;s a kids show&#8221; and &#8220;You&#8217;re not supposed to look that deep into it&#8221; but I would like to respond to these claims with the fact that I am also still technically a kid. This show should arguably appeal to me too.\u00a0 The first part of my rant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2024\/03\/01\/an-intense-paw-patrol-rant\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An intense Paw Patrol rant.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19167"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19180,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19167\/revisions\/19180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}