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<\/a>PAPA\u2019S PASTARIA PASTA<\/h3>\nYeah, this one. I cannot lie to you. Macaroni, spaghetti, ravioli, I don\u2019t care, pasta is pasta. Let me be one of the customers here and I promise I will be a regular. Worst part is I haven\u2019t even played this one, so I\u2019m just speaking from the heart here. Now the actual menu items that aren\u2019t pasta? Kinda tragic, I will not lie to you. The bread doesn\u2019t look bad but these sauces? Who let that happen.<\/p>\n
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PAPA\u2019S SUSHIRIA SUSHI<\/h3>\n
Hot take? (Cold take?) Idk, I don\u2019t care, as this just looks genuinely good in a way I can\u2019t explain. Maybe it’s the process that alluring or the fact it\u2019s so symmetrical it’d be hard to mess up sushi from Papa\u2019s Sushiria. I don\u2019t even want to take a bite of the slices, give me the whole unadulterated roll and I\u2019m good.<\/p>\n
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<\/a>MINECRAFT<\/h1>\nGOLDEN APPLE (GAPPLE)<\/h3>\n
It\u2019s a gapple, man. Aside from the health benefits that would make me feel rich, it just looks delicious.<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n
Enough said.<\/p>\n
WATERMELON SLICE<\/h3>\n
This doesn’t even look like real watermelon. it doesn’t. they chose the least looking watermelon sprite and I’m so happy they did.<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Golden_Apple_JE2_BE2-1.png\")
<\/a>look at that sprite. that is a taste singular entirely to minecraft. that\u2019s what Scott Pilgrim would eat for +10<\/p>\nSUSPICIOUS STEW<\/h3>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Golden_Apple_JE2_BE2-2.png\")
<\/a><\/p>\nHEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT<\/p>\n
NIGHT IN THE WOODS<\/h1>\nPIZZA FROM THE CLIK CLAK DINER<\/h3>\n
in game the pizza is stated as below subpar. worse than fast food pizza chains, but I still want it. and idk why\u2014maybe the experience. like.<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/ss-e1708376759414.jpg\")
<\/p>\n
no charm to its name. not appetizing in the slightest. it\u2019s cheap and probably tastes like cardboard.<\/p>\n
we need more like it.<\/p>\n
DONUTS FROM DONUT WOLF<\/h3>\n
I’m mad; these donuts look fantastic. Like the game really didn’t need to go all out because these look genuinely magical or something almost pulled straight out of bee and puppycat? There doesn\u2019t look to be any discernable taste but I don\u2019t think there needs to be, I just kinda want one. I think this is the one I\u2019m most serious about on this whole list.<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Screenshot-57-e1708377061770.png\")
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PRETZELS FROM TROLLEYSIDE NEWS<\/h3>\n
Now. These are in like an underground tunnel restaurant that does have water next to it<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/mother-of-vermin-e1708377138980.png\")
<\/a>so realistically should these be damp or worse soggy from condensation? Yes. however other than the donuts I fear these may be the only actually well-made food in the whole game. like the donuts are good but these are made by an actual chef and I can\u2019t bring myself to be mad at them even if I really want to be.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/8f0593ea-a425-4a20-ab79-524ea02106da_Thumbnail.png\")
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Sone\u2019t released a blog about eating food from cartoons and I realized I had a chance to one up her (that I totally didn\u2019t run by her beforehand) and decided to look at my list of \u201cyeah I would eat that\u201d from video games I\u2019ve frequented over the years. note: there will be a separate … Continue reading “video\/flash game foods I would annihilate (inspired by Sone\u2019t)”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19073"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19154,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073\/revisions\/19154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
<\/p>\n<\/a>look at that sprite. that is a taste singular entirely to minecraft. that\u2019s what Scott Pilgrim would eat for +10<\/p>\nSUSPICIOUS STEW<\/h3>\n
HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT<\/p>\n in game the pizza is stated as below subpar. worse than fast food pizza chains, but I still want it. and idk why\u2014maybe the experience. like.<\/p>\n no charm to its name. not appetizing in the slightest. it\u2019s cheap and probably tastes like cardboard.<\/p>\n we need more like it.<\/p>\n I’m mad; these donuts look fantastic. Like the game really didn’t need to go all out because these look genuinely magical or something almost pulled straight out of bee and puppycat? There doesn\u2019t look to be any discernable taste but I don\u2019t think there needs to be, I just kinda want one. I think this is the one I\u2019m most serious about on this whole list.<\/p>\n Now. These are in like an underground tunnel restaurant that does have water next to it<\/p>\n Sone\u2019t released a blog about eating food from cartoons and I realized I had a chance to one up her (that I totally didn\u2019t run by her beforehand) and decided to look at my list of \u201cyeah I would eat that\u201d from video games I\u2019ve frequented over the years. note: there will be a separate … Continue reading “video\/flash game foods I would annihilate (inspired by Sone\u2019t)”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19073"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19154,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19073\/revisions\/19154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/p>\nNIGHT IN THE WOODS<\/h1>\n
PIZZA FROM THE CLIK CLAK DINER<\/h3>\n
<\/p>\nDONUTS FROM DONUT WOLF<\/h3>\n
<\/p>\nPRETZELS FROM TROLLEYSIDE NEWS<\/h3>\n
<\/a>so realistically should these be damp or worse soggy from condensation? Yes. however other than the donuts I fear these may be the only actually well-made food in the whole game. like the donuts are good but these are made by an actual chef and I can\u2019t bring myself to be mad at them even if I really want to be.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"