{"id":19003,"date":"2024-02-16T09:54:03","date_gmt":"2024-02-16T15:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=19003"},"modified":"2024-02-16T09:54:06","modified_gmt":"2024-02-16T15:54:06","slug":"part-2-of-previous-blog-aka-me-drooling-over-fictional-foods-for-400-words-or-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2024\/02\/16\/part-2-of-previous-blog-aka-me-drooling-over-fictional-foods-for-400-words-or-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Part 2 of previous blog. AKA: Me Drooling Over Fictional Foods for 400 Words or More"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

You know the drill.<\/p>\n

1. Pretty Patties from Spongebob\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Mr. Krabs is such a hater for not giving these a proper chance. I don\u2019t even care if they turned my feet orange or whatever. They look so good, I mean they’re not called pretty patties for no reason.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Jelly Patty from Spongebob<\/p>\n

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I don\u2019t know why but jellyfish jelly lathered on a Krabby Patty has always looked so good. This looks even better than a regular Krabby Patty, look at the size of that bite taken out the middle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

3. These cakes from Nao Kai-Lan\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I desperately need a slice of all three of these cakes, especially the oreo one, it looks heavenly.<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Chummy Joes from Spongebob\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I forgot what these were made out of if I am being honest but with the way that sea creature was swallowing these whole, I know they have to be good. Also in my opinion chum in general never looked that bad, like I\u2019d eat an order of chum nuggets.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

5. Dumplings from Nao Kai-Lan<\/p>\n

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These dumplings give Kung fu Panda\u2019s a run for their money, if they weren\u2019t 2D I think they\u2019d have KFP beat. The steam coming off them makes them look even more appetizing. I would sacrifice so much for just a bite of these.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

6. Sundaes from Spongebob<\/p>\n

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Just now realizing how much Spongebob has made it onto this list, I am starting to believe I have an obsession. To be completely transparent I am willing to eat almost anything from this show, but the way they make their ice cream look is unmatched in its appeal. I don\u2019t even like cherries with my ice cream but I\u2019d be willing to give it a shot.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

7. Salsa from Drake and Josh\u00a0<\/p>\n

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They were really putting in the work making this salsa, and although it got ruined by Meg I would still be willing to try a spoonful. Look at Josh\u2019s apron and the way he’s handling the spoon I just KNOW it\u2019s phenomenal.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

8. Peruvian Puff Pepper from Drake and Josh\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I know these were supposedly really spicy and almost impossible to eat but I think I could take it. I wouldn\u2019t want to eat a whole pepper, just a slice, to see what all the ruckus was about. Apparently it’s also illegal so that increases my interest.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Fat Cakes from ICarly\u00a0<\/p>\n

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On paper I would objectively hate these. I don\u2019t like things that are overly sweet and I\u2019m not huge on desserts and I imagine their marshmallow outside and their chocolate cake filling inside would make them far too sweet for me. They also have coconut shavings on top and I HATE coconut. So realistically these would not be for me but the way Sam ate these made them look so good.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

10. Jackson and Olivers Cheese and Jerky from Hannah Montana<\/p>\n

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They had lines upon lines of people waiting for these, I just want to understand the hype even though the cheese looks despicable.<\/span><\/p>\n

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You know the drill. 1. Pretty Patties from Spongebob\u00a0 Mr. Krabs is such a hater for not giving these a proper chance. I don\u2019t even care if they turned my feet orange or whatever. They look so good, I mean they’re not called pretty patties for no reason.\u00a0 2. Jelly Patty from Spongebob \u00a0 I … Continue reading “Part 2 of previous blog. AKA: Me Drooling Over Fictional Foods for 400 Words or More”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/94"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19003"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19065,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19003\/revisions\/19065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}