{"id":1778,"date":"2018-02-07T09:43:09","date_gmt":"2018-02-07T15:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2018-02-07T09:43:09","modified_gmt":"2018-02-07T15:43:09","slug":"amaria-byonce-sumler-aka-mar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2018\/02\/07\/amaria-byonce-sumler-aka-mar\/","title":{"rendered":"Amaria Byonce Sumler aka Mar"},"content":{"rendered":"

She is the very definition of woke<\/span><\/p>\n

(see the 4th Urban Dictionary Definition<\/span><\/a>)<\/p>\n

Often you find yourself wondering the halls with her<\/p>\n

She will tell you to refuse the cruise your parents are paying for<\/p>\n

You’ll fall right off the side of the earth without your smoky quartz crystal<\/p>\n

And one isn’t going to save the whole ship<\/p>\n

Instead go to Nevada, dance with the men in uniforms as they arrest you<\/p>\n

She’ll tell you how to get away from them and find the ship<\/p>\n

She’ll give you her address; she wants to see the stars.<\/p>\n

She is tired of\u00a0Looking Up<\/em> at them<\/p>\n

Tell her that\u00a0her\u00a0Attention<\/em> would be better placed on the Illuminati<\/p>\n

She will say that she spends too much time on the dark web<\/p>\n

You will go to visit her at home and she will answer, “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here” before letting you in.<\/p>\n

You will fix her computer<\/p>\n

She will ask\u00a0 for your baseball bat when Cortana talks.<\/p>\n

You’ll give it to her because you are dense<\/p>\n

Now it is you, Mar, and a battered computer<\/p>\n

You will ask her why<\/p>\n

She will say one less AI to take over the world<\/p>\n

When you tell her you want to fly to Denver she will refuse<\/p>\n

She doesn’t deal with the Illuminati, you’ve already established this.<\/p>\n

Mar gives you a rose quartz to heal your sole<\/p>\n

You’ve experienced too much negativity today<\/p>\n

~<\/p>\n

This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.<\/p>\n

6\/13<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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