{"id":1755,"date":"2017-12-14T13:52:51","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T19:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=1755"},"modified":"2017-12-14T13:52:51","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T19:52:51","slug":"jackson-henry-palmer-aka-juicy-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2017\/12\/14\/jackson-henry-palmer-aka-juicy-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Jackson Henry Palmer aka Juicy Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"

He is the very definition of straightforward<\/span>.<\/p>\n

(see the 2nd\u00a0Urban Dictionary Definition<\/span><\/a>)<\/p>\n

He will sit next to you in your class<\/p>\n

You will copy some of his answers for the big math test<\/p>\n

He will, in turn, loudly call you out for cheating in every conversation there after<\/p>\n

You will laugh and blow him off<\/p>\n

Take it like salt water and vomit an apology<\/p>\n

He will laugh<\/p>\n

You will laugh<\/p>\n

Later on that night, you will tell him good\u00a0Morning<\/em><\/p>\n

He will tell you to read a\u00a0Newspaper\u00a0<\/em>and learn the facts.<\/p>\n

You will fix him\u00a0Soup\u00a0<\/em>and say that The Beatles broke up in September 1969.<\/p>\n

He will eat his food\u00a0Alone<\/em> tonight.<\/p>\n

He does not need your pity; he knows when the end is near.<\/p>\n

Give him time to sort out if this is what he wants<\/p>\n

Realize it probably isn’t.<\/p>\n

He didn’t ask for salad only\u00a0Peanuts.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tell him he is cool<\/p>\n

But only like 43% of the time<\/p>\n

The other 57% of the time he scares you<\/p>\n

He will apologize<\/p>\n

Take it like sugar water and swallow.<\/p>\n

He will sit next to you in class.<\/p>\n

He will not have correct answers<\/p>\n

You will not cheat off of his paper<\/p>\n

Juicy Boy- aka Jackson Palmer- always circles B<\/p>\n

~<\/p>\n

This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.<\/p>\n

4\/13<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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