{"id":17383,"date":"2023-05-04T12:16:11","date_gmt":"2023-05-04T17:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=17383"},"modified":"2023-05-04T12:16:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T17:16:14","slug":"terrible-eats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2023\/05\/04\/terrible-eats\/","title":{"rendered":"TERRIBLE EATS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hi, my faithful readers, hope you guys are doing well, I\u2019m not. Anyways today\u2019s blog is going to be my least favorite foods, well scratch that the foods that I absolutely hate. Broooo these are disgusting and ridiculous and DO NOT try to come in the comments defending any of these because I only tolerate food slander over here not praise lol.Okay I\u2019ll probably do about 5 foods depending on how much I rant about each one but yea around 5.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. TOMATOES<\/span> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    THEY SUCK! I don\u2019t care bro there is no way you can defend these squishy, slimy, stinky, little things. They\u2019re red and I don\u2019t particularly love red things, and that little vine is usually pretty hairy which feels weird and sometimes almost cuts you. They rot really fast and they\u2019re too sweet to be as acidic as they are. I know all this about them because I usually cook food when I\u2019m at work and tomatoes happen to be one of the fruits\/vegetables that I have to cut up and deal with.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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    1. MUSTARD<\/span> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Yet another disgusting thing. I don\u2019t really know if this counts as food because it\u2019s technically a condiment but whatever I\u2019m going to include it. It\u2019s sour and when you squirt it out of the bottle it has that water stuff that comes out unless you shake it really well. It stinks and it\u2019s in a big yellow bottle which is very much unappealing.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. LETTUCE<\/span> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Lettuce has got to be the nastiest thing I\u2019ve ever tasted. I can\u2019t decide if Iceberg lettuce or that pre-packaged spring mix is worse. Both of them suck so bad. Lettuce has gotten harder and harder over the years, and it is just a really unnecessary food. It feels like I\u2019m chewing on plastic, I can never seem to finish chewing and swallow, so I end up choking. Most of the lettuce isn\u2019t even green, it\u2019s white, super thick, and nasty.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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        1. STEAK<\/span> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          It\u2019s touch, fatty, and it takes an entire week sometimes more to digest. It\u2019s one of those foods that I don\u2019t like just because they aren\u2019t good for you. I don\u2019t like the smell, and I just don\u2019t get the point of them. Most people see them as high class or pricey foods, but they seem like regular old scraps to me.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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          1. CHITTERLINGS<\/span> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            They stink so bad; they\u2019ll have your house smelling like pigs for weeks. They are super hard to clean. They are all the unused and leftover parts of the pigs such as intestines. They are so disgusting and it\u2019s like grinding your teeth against a Ziploc bag all day. I suggest you never try them.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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            Anyways, that\u2019s all for today folks see ya next week!<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            Hi, my faithful readers, hope you guys are doing well, I\u2019m not. Anyways today\u2019s blog is going to be my least favorite foods, well scratch that the foods that I absolutely hate. Broooo these are disgusting and ridiculous and DO NOT try to come in the comments defending any of these because I only tolerate … Continue reading “TERRIBLE EATS”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":82,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/82"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17383"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17405,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17383\/revisions\/17405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}