{"id":1686,"date":"2017-11-16T12:33:43","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T18:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2017-11-16T12:33:43","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T18:33:43","slug":"zoe-mckenzie-conner-aka-z-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2017\/11\/16\/zoe-mckenzie-conner-aka-z-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoe Mckenzie Conner aka Z-MOney"},"content":{"rendered":"

She is the very definition of angst<\/span>.<\/p>\n

(And If you don’t know what angst is I suggest using the 4th\u00a0 Urban Dictionary Definition<\/span><\/a>\u00a0. )<\/p>\n

Look into her eyes and watch as angsty tears fall like snow on your drive way<\/p>\n

Realize it is Summer and her tears aren’t snow but ash from the volcano down the street.<\/p>\n

Realize you are not in your driveway but in the home of Z-MOney where things aren’t always what they seem<\/p>\n

But then realize you forgot to\u00a0Milk The Duck.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Z-MOney\u00a0 aka Zoe Conner likes all the\u00a0Lost Dimensions Of You\u00a0<\/em>to be flayed and set out to dry.<\/p>\n

But be sure you don’t recite\u00a0Pretty Poetry\u00a0<\/em> in her presence what do you think this is- Thailand?<\/p>\n

Sometimes things might get\u00a0Out Of Hand<\/em> but don’t forget this is her world she calls the shots.<\/p>\n

When she calls, give her Half-Eaten Apples<\/em> but only ones that are purple.<\/p>\n

Tear off the petals to lilies and give her the stem, she’ll tell you them make a nice stew<\/p>\n

When she offers you\u00a0bismuth subsalicylate, take it with pears and mayo.<\/p>\n

Don’t upset the sleeping bear, it’ll all go down-hill if you do.<\/p>\n

Z-MOney takes no hostages; you will be crushed by the avalanche that follows.<\/p>\n

Just remember- Z-MOney aka Zoe Mckenzie Conner likes all her ducks milked and her ends infinite.<\/p>\n

~<\/p>\n

This is just a series on the the people in my class and the things about them I notice.<\/p>\n

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She is the very definition of angst. (And If you don’t know what angst is I suggest using the 4th\u00a0 Urban Dictionary Definition\u00a0. ) Look into her eyes and watch as angsty tears fall like snow on your drive way Realize it is Summer and her tears aren’t snow but ash from the volcano down … Continue reading “Zoe Mckenzie Conner aka Z-MOney”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1752,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions\/1752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}