{"id":15263,"date":"2022-04-28T08:59:20","date_gmt":"2022-04-28T13:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=15263"},"modified":"2022-04-28T08:59:23","modified_gmt":"2022-04-28T13:59:23","slug":"silly-facts-about-emma-that-no-one-asked-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2022\/04\/28\/silly-facts-about-emma-that-no-one-asked-for\/","title":{"rendered":"silly facts about emma that  no one asked for"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">hey, all! i&#8217;m sitting in class with not much to do, and for whatever reason, i&#8217;m in the mood to write a blog! oddly enough, though, i couldn&#8217;t think of anything to write about. according to google, one of the easiest things to write about is yourself. at first, i didn&#8217;t want to do that because my poor readers already have to deal with my weekly shenanigans, so why would they want to know even more about me than they already have to? then, i decided to just go for it. so, without further ado, here are some silly, random, mildly humiliating facts about me that no one asked for : )<\/span><\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">1. i have a phobia of nicolas cage<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">2. i never learned to ride a bike<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">3. i prefer bridget jones&#8217;s mark darcy to the real mr. darcy<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">4. i once almost fell out of a roller coaster to my certain death<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">5. i&#8217;m named after ross and rachel&#8217;s baby in &#8220;friends&#8221; (kinda)<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">6. i was hyperfixated on the titanic for much of my childhood (the 1997 film and the event itself)<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">7. i once placed 6th out of like 10,000 people in a &#8220;twin peaks&#8221; trivia contest<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">8. i had a phobia of the color yellow as a child<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">9. despite the fact that i hate the show &#8220;duck dynasty&#8221;, i have met uncle si multiple times (yes, he is really like that in person)<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">10. i once was thrown off a seesaw and nearly dislocated my hip<\/span><\/h4>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3df29a;\">well, there it is. some silly, unnecessary, slightly embarrassing facts about me. i&#8217;m glad i decided to write this, as it was equally fun and challenging to think of the random things that make me who i am. hopefully, someday, that&#8217;ll be somebody i&#8217;m proud of. &#8217;til then, guess i&#8217;ll continue list-making! now, i can&#8217;t leave you guys without a picture that has nothing to do with the content of this post. &#8217;til next week, folks, enjoy this still from my favorite movie that gave me a good giggle &lt;3<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/lyriquediscorde.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/joel-and-clementine.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind \u2013 LD Movies \u2013 lyriquediscorde\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey, all! i&#8217;m sitting in class with not much to do, and for whatever reason, i&#8217;m in the mood to write a blog! oddly enough, though, i couldn&#8217;t think of anything to write about. according to google, one of the easiest things to write about is yourself. at first, i didn&#8217;t want to do that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2022\/04\/28\/silly-facts-about-emma-that-no-one-asked-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;silly facts about emma that  no one asked for&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15263"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15308,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15263\/revisions\/15308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}