{"id":15244,"date":"2022-04-20T14:23:42","date_gmt":"2022-04-20T19:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/?p=15244"},"modified":"2022-04-20T14:23:45","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T19:23:45","slug":"i-dont-have-a-blog-because-the-one-i-was-going-to-publish-is-bad-so-im-writing-a-new-one-very-fast-and-oh-geez-why-is-this-title-so-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2022\/04\/20\/i-dont-have-a-blog-because-the-one-i-was-going-to-publish-is-bad-so-im-writing-a-new-one-very-fast-and-oh-geez-why-is-this-title-so-long\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t have a blog because the one I was going to publish is bad so I&#8217;m writing a new one very fast and oh geez why is this title so long"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have no idea why the title is so long.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyway! Good morning\/afternoon gamers! I have absolutely NO idea what I am writing right now. I forgot to take my meds and I am\u00a0<em>THRIVING<\/em>. Well, I guess. I&#8217;m in my English 3 class with absolutely nothing to do because I&#8217;m amazing and finished all the work for basically the entire week the day it was assigned (I know, I know, I&#8217;m the best).<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m just doing this. Typing. Pitter patter. Tip tap. Scrimblo burnimblo. Keyboards don&#8217;t make that sound. I just thought it looked\/sounded funny. (It did). I&#8217;m kind of hungry right now, not going to lie. I think for lunch I am going to eat rice, which is my favorite food of all time ever.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. Mostly about the tropes utilized by different media and how they elicit a specific reaction using vocal and auditory cues. I&#8217;m not going to talk about that though. It&#8217;d be too &#8220;normal&#8221; of a blog. Well, no it wouldn&#8217;t. I just don&#8217;t want to write about it.<\/p>\n<p>There has GOT to be something else I can do right now. No. There isn&#8217;t. I am out of things to do. Yay.<\/p>\n<p>Have you seen $1? Here is a picture of him: <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15245\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-225x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-225x300.png 225w, https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-768x1024.png 768w, https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-1152x1536.png 1152w, https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-1536x2048.png 1536w, https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/onedollar-1200x1600.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 85vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That is all.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea why the title is so long. \u00a0 Anyway! Good morning\/afternoon gamers! I have absolutely NO idea what I am writing right now. I forgot to take my meds and I am\u00a0THRIVING. Well, I guess. I&#8217;m in my English 3 class with absolutely nothing to do because I&#8217;m amazing and finished all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/2022\/04\/20\/i-dont-have-a-blog-because-the-one-i-was-going-to-publish-is-bad-so-im-writing-a-new-one-very-fast-and-oh-geez-why-is-this-title-so-long\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I don&#8217;t have a blog because the one I was going to publish is bad so I&#8217;m writing a new one very fast and oh geez why is this title so long&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":77,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/77"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15246,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15244\/revisions\/15246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.msabrookhaven.org\/literary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}